Why is it that no matter what I do, or how much I clean that day, there are always dishes? As a guy (that is guilty of a few stereotypes) why do I insist on waiting until the sink is overflowing with dirty dishes? I like a clean house, and really enjoy living in one, but I'm fairly certain that there is a group of soda drinking, sandwich eating, bandits out there that break in when I'm napping and fill that sink with dishes. Where do these guys come from? And why can't they rinse the plate after eating eggs? So I suppose today's good idea is do your dishes now. Yes Now! Ok read this blog first, but you have to promise to get up and do them as soon as you're done. (Oh who am I kidding that's how it starts, and we all know how it ends) I'll just say this, fruit flies, although have a cute name, aren't cute. They're nasty. If it gets to the point that they are hanging out, call and apologize to your mother, and don't ever let it happen again.
Today was kind of fun. It was really relaxed for a monday. I know I know, if it was so laid back how come I didn't do the dishes. Well get off my back ok, we've moved on. My dog, who is affectionately named Sweetie McGee, hungout and napped next to me while I worked from home. Tomorrow is her first birthday, and her Mama and I are taking her to get a new harness and leash tomorrow. We will also be picking up some party favors and a pupcake so look forward to some pictures in the next couple days.
I guess I should introduce myself. I'm a guy, and my name is Odas. I live in Austin, TX by way of Oklahoma City and Seattle. I live with my girlfriend Katie Cupcake and our dog Sweetie McGee. This is my life, my family, my friends, my city, my music, my food, and my take on a few ideas. I hope you enjoy, and your feedback is always welcome.
Wait till you and Missy Cuppycake graduate from puppy, to a plant, to an actual child! It is just like the stupid, but true, family circus cartoons with ghosts of: It Wasn't Me, He Did It and I Don't Know's!!! You have to be grateful for the last 3 square inches you just cleaned because the prior 3 inches are being systematically decimated by little sticky goblins who will never admit to anything... :) I'm pretty sure that at your house growing up all the goblin's names started with J! Maybe one was an O? lol
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